What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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