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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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