- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Lindsay Lohan

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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