How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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