- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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