- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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