- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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