- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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