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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man did not like this site

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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