A dyslexic blind man

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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