why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why didn't he finish his

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Please ignore this statement.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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