- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Take part of what?

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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