- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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