Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Lindsay Lohan

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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