What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

This is not funny.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Roses are red.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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