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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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