- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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