- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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