Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Hail Hitler

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A lot eh?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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