- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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