- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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