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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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