Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

I think everybody should have a penis.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...