Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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