Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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I'm Coming

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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