What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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