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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

c-? men, C-men

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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