- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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