- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What is older than history?

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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