How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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