Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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