- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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