How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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LET

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Well this is pointless.....

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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