- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

No your aunties a joke

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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