Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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