What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Charlie Sheen

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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WNBA

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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