- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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