- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

it's funny because it's funny

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

noah is a scrub jungle

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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