- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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