- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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