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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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