What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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THe Election

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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