To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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HEY!

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Skinny people fart less.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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