What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Rebecca Black

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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John Cena for president

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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