Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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