A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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