- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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