How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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SHUT UP JP

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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