the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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swag

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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