Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What's one plus one? two.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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