- Anti Joke

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

the economy.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning