A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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hi

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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