- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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