My cat just died.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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