Gus's mom

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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My cat just died.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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