What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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