What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Pickles are powerful

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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the game

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Andoni was here

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Death by kayak

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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