What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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