So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Lololol

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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