- Anti Joke

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.