- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

women's rights.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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