- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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