What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

whats black and large -me

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

one morning i turned on my tv

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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