- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

salad days!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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