Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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