- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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