- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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