Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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