- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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