Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Caramel Boing.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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