what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what do you call a black guy african american

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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