- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Feminism.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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