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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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