- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

404 Error: Joke not found

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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