- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

This is not a joke.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Feminism.

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