- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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