- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

sucks Syntax...

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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