I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

whats funnier than 24? 25

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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