Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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