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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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