- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Detroit has a low crime rate

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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