Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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