- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Women's rights.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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