- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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