what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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the sky is green no it is not

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Anti Joke

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