- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

You tell me. I have amnesia.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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