whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...