- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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