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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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