Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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No it doesnt..

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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