What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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69.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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