Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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