- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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