- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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