- Anti Joke

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

No it doesnt..

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"