What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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