A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man did not like this site

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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