-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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cory is gay

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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