- Anti Joke

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

No it doesnt..

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor