- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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