- Anti Joke

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

I had friends on the Death Star.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

pull my finger (farts)

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Your mom is so old she died

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.