- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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