- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC