- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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