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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Charlie Sheen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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