- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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