- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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