- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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