cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why can't february march Because april may

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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