- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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