What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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I don't get it

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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