Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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