did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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deez nuts

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Praise Paisley

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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