Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Ben Corbishley

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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