There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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- Helen Keller

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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