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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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