Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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when debbie meets downer

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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