I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Anti Joke

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