- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what is orange? an orange

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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