- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Dance is a sport

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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