- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Women's Rights

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A women left the kitchen.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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