- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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