- Anti Joke

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person