- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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