- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What stops a train? A missile

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Andoni was here

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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