why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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