Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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