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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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