- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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