- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what is orange? an orange

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