Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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