Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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