Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Women's Rights..

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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