- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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