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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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