- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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