- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Penis

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How do you end a sentence

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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