Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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