- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

mexicans fishing

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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