What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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mexicans fishing

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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