- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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