- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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