- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

whats green and lives in the water

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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