Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

The Big Band Theory

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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