- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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