What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

So, this joke isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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