What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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