- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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