- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Detroit has a low crime rate

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

* anti-punchline

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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