- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's better than a stick? A stone

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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