How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Detroit has a low crime rate

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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