Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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knock knock? come in

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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