Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Female rights.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's better than a stick? A stone

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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