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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Barack Obama

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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