- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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