- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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