- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

women's rights.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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