- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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your mum

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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