- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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