- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Woman rights.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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