Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Womans baksetball...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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