- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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