how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Once upon a time, The end.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...