- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

im gay

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Whats funny? Your face.

No!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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