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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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