- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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