why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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