- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Knock knock Go away

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What is black and has no education A tire.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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