Urban ghettos

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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PENIS :)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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