- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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