What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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