- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

I was once a hamster.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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