- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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