What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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