How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Men's rights

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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