- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Homonyms should be band.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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