- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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